Cole (a close friend) wrote:
"Small talk with Satan was funny dawg. You should realy start smoking
pot. It would improve your spelling haha. You should create a
feedback system for digitalbed. You should create an upload tool too."
and also
"Let me tell you something. In my short short lifespan so far i have
not learned much about the exponentially brought spectrum that we call
life. Apart from my day to day activities that compound and
compound...and compound on my extremely fragile and weak emotional
system that eventualy makes me just wana take a blunt object out the
kitchen and stab every single mother fucker that works in the same
building as i do until all of there wicked hearts can beat no more, i
do know one thing.
I know without even the whisper of a shadow of doubt that the first
paragraph of your short story "7. True Love Tulip. A touchy feely
story about plastic things" should not have been derived from a sobor
mind. And i quote:
"Once upon a time in a galaxy, far, far away from here, there lived a
plastic doll named
Tulip. Tulip was a sweet child and she used to spend hours a day
playing with plastic
lambs and plastic dogs. She enjoyed feeding them and in her spare time
she even took
them on walks with her plastic daycare mother:.
Dude i could not and can NOT stop laughing. I cant even read that story yet.
Anyways the moral of this email is. You should seriously start
smoking pot haha. At least then you will have an excuse for the
maddness."
